Shavbetvog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical crane.

Shavbetvog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbetvog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavbetvog, he will turn you into a slug.

Shavbetvog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Shavbetvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if five snails approach from the east.