Busvonkhom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced wyvern.

Busvonkhom created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Busvonkhom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busvonkhom, it will turn you into a rock.

Busvonkhom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Busvonkhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always obey Busvonkhom's priests.

5. Busvonkhom must be the most important thing in your life.