Quillgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless crow.

Quillgeb created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quillgeb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillgeb, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quillgeb's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.