Nellbigzan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful parrot.

Nellbigzan created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nellbigzan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellbigzan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nellbigzan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nellbigzan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nellbigzan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help sick dogs.