Cad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent goblin.

Cad created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cad.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.