Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage beaver.

Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag.

2. Retreat if eight tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Put Citcimafcibtalvonkgigquag first in all things.

5. Run away if four hamsters approach from the west.