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He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent fly.

Haddimdiss Hudhubnarlvinveenaf created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Haddimdiss Hudhubnarlvinveenaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Haddimdiss Hudhubnarlvinveenaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Haddimdiss Hudhubnarlvinveenaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Haddimdiss Hudhubnarlvinveenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.