Dandabbaf Wipsafmap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless centaur.

Dandabbaf Wipsafmap created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandabbaf Wipsafmap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dandabbaf Wipsafmap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dandabbaf Wipsafmap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dandabbaf Wipsafmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.