Tabvadbest is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent squirrel.

Tabvadbest created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabvadbest, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tabvadbest, it will manifest in front of you.

Tabvadbest's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tabvadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.