Pigfitcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced duck.

Pigfitcuss created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfitcuss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigfitcuss, it will turn you into a rat.

Pigfitcuss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pigfitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the south.