Xinvendin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring parrot.

Xinvendin created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Xinvendin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinvendin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xinvendin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xinvendin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Put Xinvendin first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinvendin.