Legnellcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring camel.

Legnellcib created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legnellcib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legnellcib, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legnellcib's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Legnellcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Put Legnellcib first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt hamsters.