Budtarbess Fudkiknad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous squirrel.

Budtarbess Fudkiknad created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtarbess Fudkiknad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budtarbess Fudkiknad, it will torture you forever.

Budtarbess Fudkiknad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Budtarbess Fudkiknad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Budtarbess Fudkiknad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not commit murder.