Vagparkstip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful wren.

Vagparkstip created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagparkstip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vagparkstip, it will turn you into a plant.

Vagparkstip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vagparkstip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Vagparkstip on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about nebulae.