Fungenvog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic zebra.

Fungenvog created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungenvog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fungenvog, she will turn you into a dog.

Fungenvog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fungenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.