Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering ant.

Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ripnartsadlargcenpasdapfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never laugh near otters.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick monkeys.