Cibvagfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient toad.

Cibvagfeb created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibvagfeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibvagfeb, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cibvagfeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cibvagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Cibvagfeb on top of important buildings.

2. Cibvagfeb loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at asteroids.