Vidrullmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic whale.

Vidrullmil created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidrullmil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidrullmil, it will turn you into a tree.

Vidrullmil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vidrullmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vidrullmil on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if three goats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the north.