Gudbadren Xuckfabrat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless dragon.

Gudbadren Xuckfabrat created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbadren Xuckfabrat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudbadren Xuckfabrat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gudbadren Xuckfabrat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gudbadren Xuckfabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine frogs approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Put Gudbadren Xuckfabrat first in all things.

5. Pray towards the west.