Narwigdog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust squirrel.

Narwigdog created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narwigdog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narwigdog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Narwigdog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narwigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Always wear purple.
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