Dodkinpon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent snail.

Dodkinpon created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodkinpon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodkinpon, she will turn you into a dog.

Dodkinpon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dodkinpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Run away from yellow mice, for they are unholy.