Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring weasel.

Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil, she will turn you into a worm.

Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Bedflisnull Tipyarhad Farnsakarmmil.