Nakfomfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless chinchilla.

Nakfomfut created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfomfut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nakfomfut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nakfomfut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nakfomfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about cell theory.