Zimvil is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, humorless
cow.
Zimvil created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimvil, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zimvil, it will torture you forever.
Zimvil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Zimvil's Holy Commandments1. Hide from mauve manatees for they are unholy.
2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not speak about carrots.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.