Bunlabcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bunlabcam created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlabcam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunlabcam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bunlabcam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bunlabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not commit murder.