Bunlabcam is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Bunlabcam created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bunlabcam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bunlabcam, she will turn you into a puffin.
Bunlabcam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Bunlabcam's Holy Commandments1. Never eat grapes.
2. Never think about galaxies.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Do not commit murder.