Genwonkar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous warg.

Genwonkar created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genwonkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genwonkar, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Genwonkar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Genwonkar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genwonkar.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.