Nartfag is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, self-confident
badger.
Nartfag created an electron nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartfag, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nartfag, it will manifest in front of you.
Nartfag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Nartfag's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands red.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Feed all hungry bats.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.