Nartfag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident badger.

Nartfag created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartfag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartfag, it will manifest in front of you.

Nartfag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nartfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands red.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.