Flanguncuss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional camel.

Flanguncuss created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanguncuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanguncuss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flanguncuss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flanguncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.