Stig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sapient pig.

Stig created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.