Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing duck.

Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Febbesswad Ranxuckflat Sawcarbedvil.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.