Laktimhud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful fairy.

Laktimhud created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Laktimhud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Laktimhud, he will curse you with boils.

Laktimhud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Laktimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about nebulae.