Laktimhud is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, blissful
fairy.
Laktimhud created time and space nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Laktimhud, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Laktimhud, he will curse you with boils.
Laktimhud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Laktimhud's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never think about nebulae.