Hunlatken is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow dingo.

Hunlatken created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunlatken, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunlatken, he will turn you into a rock.

Hunlatken's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hunlatken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.