Dongumster is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able unicorn.

Dongumster created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dongumster, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dongumster, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dongumster's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dongumster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.