Dongumster is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, able
unicorn.
Dongumster created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dongumster, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dongumster, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Dongumster's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Dongumster's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always look after injured otters.
4. Do not dye your hair fawn.
5. Do not wear zinc on your body.