Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish bat.

Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Dotfagcudjennad Citlogmat loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.