Zigdibbud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving jaguar.

Zigdibbud created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigdibbud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zigdibbud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zigdibbud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zigdibbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to squirrels while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Zigdibbud on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.