Bugruttkipdid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful grasshopper.

Bugruttkipdid created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bugruttkipdid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugruttkipdid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bugruttkipdid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bugruttkipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.