Bugruttkipdid is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful
grasshopper.
Bugruttkipdid created matter two years ago.
If you believe in
Bugruttkipdid, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bugruttkipdid, she will throw large rocks at you.
Bugruttkipdid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Bugruttkipdid's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not hurt turtles.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never think ill of sick goats.