Sandwabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish fox.

Sandwabbab created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandwabbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandwabbab, he will turn you into a duck.

Sandwabbab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sandwabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sandwabbab.

2. Always obey Sandwabbab's priests.

3. Never wear violet coats.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Hide if eight doves approach from the north.