Govbudbif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive elephant.

Govbudbif created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govbudbif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Govbudbif, it will turn you into a mole.

Govbudbif's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Govbudbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never jump near eagles.
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