Fattabwan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate ferret.

Fattabwan created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fattabwan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fattabwan, she will turn you into a worm.

Fattabwan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fattabwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to shrews while wearing pink corsets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Fattabwan eight times a day.