Mingatkop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless frog.

Mingatkop created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mingatkop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mingatkop, it will be very unhappy.

Mingatkop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mingatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mingatkop.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention voles.