Mitkikgighat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving fly.

Mitkikgighat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitkikgighat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitkikgighat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mitkikgighat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mitkikgighat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mitkikgighat.

3. Mitkikgighat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.