Mitkikgighat is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving
fly.
Mitkikgighat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mitkikgighat, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Mitkikgighat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Mitkikgighat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Mitkikgighat's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Mitkikgighat.
3. Mitkikgighat must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always treat voles with great respect.