Righigjen is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless
otter.
Righigjen created energy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Righigjen, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Righigjen, she will strike you with lightening.
Righigjen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Righigjen's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry capybaras.
2. Never paint your chest magenta.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Do not speak about peanuts.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.