Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited snail.

Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut, she will destroy your home planet.

Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut on top of all buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.