Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, conceited
snail.
Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut, she will destroy your home planet.
Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut's Holy Commandments1. Always treat manatees with great respect.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut.
3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Donabcemzodnuttfubbammut on top of all buildings.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.