Baststafnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever manatee.

Baststafnad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baststafnad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Baststafnad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Baststafnad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Baststafnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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