Bonkyamstaf is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, irritating
chicken.
Bonkyamstaf created the cosmos nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkyamstaf, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bonkyamstaf, it will turn you into a puffin.
Bonkyamstaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Bonkyamstaf's Holy Commandments1. Always treat turtles with great respect.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Put Bonkyamstaf first in all things.
4. Run away if three bats approach from the west.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.