Tadhoggut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced mouse.

Tadhoggut created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Tadhoggut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadhoggut, it will ignore you.

Tadhoggut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tadhoggut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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