Megkomarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet dragonfly.

Megkomarp created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Megkomarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Megkomarp, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Megkomarp's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Megkomarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Megkomarp on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Megkomarp on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing violet shoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.