Quaghoggil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous goose.

Quaghoggil created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaghoggil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quaghoggil, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quaghoggil's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Quaghoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.