Xuckkendiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast jellyfish.

Xuckkendiss created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkendiss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xuckkendiss, it will curse you with boils.

Xuckkendiss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Xuckkendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Hide if seven pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckkendiss.