Tenmiplarg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful clam.

Tenmiplarg created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenmiplarg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenmiplarg, he will not invite you to parties.

Tenmiplarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tenmiplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always wear violet.
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